Thursday, June 26, 2008

Why didn't I think of that?

Tao of Poker

Benjo told me a hilarious story about how Bellagio hookers were trying to cash
tournament chips at the cage.
Apparently, a couple of horny and angle-shooting poker players removed $1,000 denomination tournament chips out of play. They used those chips to pay off hookers, who were not very bright and accepted the chips in return for sexual favors. Of course they did not read the fine print on the chips where it said it's not legal tender and only a tournament chip.

Horny Poker Players 1, Dumb Hookers 0.

I bet that would still work this winter. Unless hookers have a newsletter to alert each other of this scam. I am hoping they don't.

1 comment:

Christopher Robinson said...

Okay, that's funny.