Tuesday, May 17, 2005

March of the Poker Bloggers

Inspired while listening to Anthrax, I offer up for approval those heading to Vegas in June, the March of the Poker Bloggers. Who out there is familiar with Anthrax's version of Friggin in the Riggin? Ok, I see Al and Badblood with their hands up. Not too good. Maybe Al can put it up on his site. I apologize to anyone who feels left out. UPDATE. Al has added a link to the tune (THANKS!!!) in the comments section. Go mosh out!!!

March of the Poker Bloggers

There was a bunch of bloggers
Who like to drink their lagers
When playing seven two offsuit
They piss off all the donkers

They’ve traveled cross the nations
Poker paid vacations
We love the schism that they make
They’re here for the duration

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

The blogfather is Ignatious
His drinking is hellacious
A pint of Guiness for this here dwarf
Will make him very gracious

Dr. Pauly likes his strippers
Like Phish they make him chipper
No drugs needed here for
Him to bust his zipper

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

You know his name is Al
And SoCo is his pal
He’ll share his booze with everyone
Just to boost morale

And what would be a list
With out BG the columnist
Don’t mess with his condiments
Or he just may get pissed

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

Otis is the PokerStar
That travels near and far
To find out where he is now
Go to the closest bar

CJ is the one
Who started all this fun
Show him you appreciation
With a gooey Cinnebon

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

And then there is Badblood
The poker table making stud
It’s good to see him drink Heineken
Instead of that swill Bud

He is the Poker Grub
A deal he can’t snub
Club Paradise at two for one
For strippers he can rub

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

Joe Speaker and ABVidale
We hope that they will prevail
With all us drunks watching them
From just beyond the rail

He claims he is a hunk
With twice confirmed junk
Is Bobby Bracelet the real deal
Or is it a bunch of bunk

I hope it's not true what's been said
about the Human Head
His scotch don't come on the rocks
but with H2O instead?

A fool and his money
are such a funny thing to see
Watching Don King play poker
Looking like a big donkey

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

Just don’t give us a hassle
Or else we may just wrassle
After slamming the Hammer down
When we storm the Castle

Just like drinking gin
You’ll know just where we been
After we crown a new champion
At the Aladdin

Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer
Laying down the Hammer,
That’s what you supposed to do!

5 comments:

AlCantHang said...

Excellent.

You ask, you receive.

Anthrax - Friggin' in the Riggin'

Human Head said...

That's awesome. Now if we could just get Anthrax to do the WPBT a favor and sing it w/ those lyrics...

peacecorn said...

Oh, now that's just a riot.

Dr. Pauly said...

I'm flattered, disturbed, and honored.

Good job.

Huge Junk said...

Very nice.

Vegas can't come soon enough!